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"I Remember Mama"

We all seem to recollect something something like what "Mother" aforesaid patch we were brood growing up. Oh, how you preference you could call back those assiduous hints on cooking, established consciousness items, line past times and on and on. Little did we cognize that utility of what Mother told us, until she was absent and we forgot, everything. Well, we researched the kith and kin archives and lo and behold we put our heads unneurotic and present is many of Mother's teachings in script.

Did your Mother ever have annotations same Anna Sauger did? Here are whichever of her unexcelled notes to us as we were escalating up. Today, I am absolutely surprised at how appropriate her oral communication are.

Mother said:

TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - " If you're going to eliminate all other, do it after-school. I righteous spent waxing the level.

RELIGION - "You superior commune that will locomote out of the carpet"

TIME TRAVEL - "If you don't loosen up, I'm active to sound you into the heart of next week"

LOGIC 1 - "Because I aforesaid so, that's why"

LOGIC 2 - "If you go down out of that alternate and commit a breach your neck, you're not going to the lumber room with me".

FORESIGHT - "Make positive you wear wipe up undergarment in suit your in an accident"

IRONY - "Keep shouting and I'll offer you thing to cry about".

SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS - "Shut your oral cavity and eat your supper"

ABOUT CONTORTIONISTS - "Will you face at the unimproved on the hindmost of your neck".

STAMINA - " You'll sit within until all of the spinach plant is finished".

WEATHER - "It looks as if a cyclone swept done your room".

SOLVING PHYSICS PROBLEMS - " If I loud because I saw a railway system coming toward you, would you perceive THEN?"

HYPOCRISY - "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate"

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - "I brought you into this world, and I can rob you out".

BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - " Stop temporary similar your father".

ENVY - "There are billions of smaller number privileged offspring in this planetary who don't have ace parents similar you do".

ANTICIPATION - "Just delay until we get home".

RECEIVING - " Your are active to get it when we get home".

MEDICAL SCIENCE - "If you don't restrict travel your eyes, they are active to temperature reduction that way".

THINK AHEAD - "If you don't go beyond your writing system test, you'll never get a obedient job".

ESP - " Put your jumper on. Don't you think I know when you're cold".

HUMOR - " When that lawnmower cuts off your toes, don't travel running to me".

BECOMING AN ADULT - "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll ne'er germinate up".

GENETICS - "You're freshly close to your father".

YOUR ROOTS - "do you mull over you were given birth in a barn".

WISDOM OF AGE - " When you get to be my age, you'll understand"

JUSTICE - "One day you'll have kids, and I expectancy they turn around out simply resembling you".

Regis Sauger